Well as I’ve said to many (okay maybe just to three) so I could get a laugh (I like to make you laugh it’s my thing). I am a squirrel actually more of a nut. I know, you keep thinking where is this going? (I’m not sure either) But if you stay with me I have a point I want to make…I think, it’s coming (that’s what she said!) I swear. Look my thoughts have a tendency to run away from me with the fork (I meant dish stupid fork!) and the spoon.
Okay with that said I think I’ll get on to my point. It’s stuper fracking (I’m trying not to swear here no more…umm let’s how long that lasts) cold! So I get chilly all the time (I think it’s a lymph nodes problem…should probably get that checked one of these day).O_o I’ve stood around outside with other people when it’s moderately chilly, and I’m fracking shaking like it’s 20 below?! I can’t help… I’m sooo cold. T_T
Still I know I shouldn’t be bitching (is not a swear word it means a female dog). Since clearly I live in SoCo. Where it’s always blah, blah, blah…sunny and what not. (I call bullpoop! Many times over!) Sure it’s a sunny that’s true but the wind chill is on crack! I go outside mid-day to stretch my legs (ahem smoke a cigarette) and I’ll be standing in the sun and I’m still fracking shivering?! How does that even work I’m in direct sun light warmness should fill me! That’s what she said…okay I’ll stop…maybe. ^_^
If I lived anywhere else (vis a vis where it snows) I WOULD SURELY DIED!!!! Ahhhhh! I get teased all the time at work for coming looking like a frecking Eskimo. Yeah I said it, I start off by wear my normal cloths. Then I add a scarf, a sweater (for good measure) and to top it off a very heavy pea coat! So yeah I wouldn't make it anywhere else. I don't know if I could adapt. >,<
I know that somewhere deep down you are a little like me (no no no not cracked out). I mean you have issues with the cold weather! Oh for the love of fuzzy! Don’t get me wrong I don’t lovin the heat! Cold so much better than the hot, hot, heat! (Bandage on, legs and my arms for you!!) Because it’s obviously insufferable, and you can’t get away from it!
So we move from insufferable heat to unbearable cold. Damn you, severe climate change!!! O, Ozone layer, Ozone layer, wherefore art thou Ozone layer! Sure I’m being overly dramatic. I just can’t help it. I be poor and a new space heater is not in the budget. So I have to make do with blankets heavy blankets, many heavy blankets. Sure it gets nice and warm. Though when morning rolls around I’m more tired than rested and in the end I’m still cold… chilly rat bastard!
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